I read nearly every book as a kid. I played every single LucasArts video game (including the non-Star Wars ones). I own Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly, the custom roleplaying game complete with those weird little dice, and have played more custom Star Wars D&D campaigns than I can remember. I might have even written some Star Wars fan fiction in high school. *ahem* Thankfully those’ll never see the light of day.
It’s safe to say I’m a little bit excited about seeing The Last Jedi to celebrate our 9-year anniversary tonight. I just hope they don’t ruin it with politically correct crap. *crosses fingers*
Of course there are thousands of theories flying around. Who are Rey’s parents? What secret is Luke hiding? Who’s on the chopping block next?
Here are my predictions—let’s see how wrong I am! 😛
Luke wants the Jedi to end because he’s in search of the neutral, “gray” side of the Force, to bring balance. He believes the fight between the light side and the dark side has caused too much death and pain.
Luke hid Rey because she was too powerful in the Force, to prevent Snoke from finding her. He chose Jakku because the war there left strong ripples in the Force to mask her signature.
Rey will meet Snoke, and he will choose to make her his apprentice, despite her feelings on the matter.
Snoke will reject Kylo Ren and try to replace him with Rey.
This betrayal and Kylo’s own guilt will steer him away from the dark side.
Either Luke or Leia will die.
Rey will ally with Kylo/Ben.
And a bonus crazy prediction I heard from someone else, which sounds like it could be true:
If Rey is descended from Anakin’s bloodline (I’m still holding out hope that she might be a Kenobi), Luke wiped everyone’s memory in order to hide her away from Snoke. What a jackwagon!
I’m probably so far off… LOL! What do you think? What are your predictions?
UPDATE: No spoilers!
Well… my predictions definitely weren’t a home run… LOL! Maybe I get half credit?
How’d you like the movie? I thought it was unpredictably awesome!! Can’t wait for the next one!
What did you think? Let’s try to keep the comments spoiler-free! 🙂